no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria
i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!
we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
something: *exists*
me: hmm okay
something: *is pink*
me: oooooh yes add to fuckin cart baby
oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible
me: what’s happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest